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Paper Tiger? Toothless Tiger?

Wrong driver?

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No worries, Veej. Add away. What's my blog got to do with the space station? I saw The Right Stuff.

Did you know Typepad spell-checks "blog". That's funny don't you think.


FX: Merry Christmas from the Woods family.

Some further cackle-worthy fare from the interwebz:

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer... always blame the caddy.

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods is tree under.

What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was out clubbing.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his "closest shave ever."

And these zingers...

Tiger Woods is the holder of 15 majors -- 14 golf majors and one major f-ck up

Hey, maybe Tiger Woods isn't all that great a golfer. Seems like he spends a lot of time getting caught in the bush.

Tiger Woods announced today, he would sit out from golf the rest of the year in order to heal from injuries received in a recent car accident. Rumor has it, Elin will be swinging the clubs in his face... er, sorry, we apologize for the above typo. it should have read "...in his place."

Tiger Woods complained after being fined $174 for his accident Friday morning, saying that normally for driving into a water hazard and hitting a tree he should only receive one penalty stroke.

Has anyone stopped to figure out the odds of a golfer named Woods crashing in an object made of wood only to be eventually be hit by a Mrs. Woods with a golf club formally known as a wood?

Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: "Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan."

I don't know what set her off... All Tiger said was "Rachel has a much a tighter grip."

I think Tiger took a far too literal meaning to the phrase "GET IN THE HOLE!"

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