After Grog Blog

BEYOND BLOOPER

Anyone see the presentation of the trophy after today's Geelong vs. Hawthorn game? To paraphrase:

Andrew Maher: "Cam, how does it feel to do your bit for cancer research?"

Cameron Ling: "Depression, actually. Beyond Blue."

A sloppy gaffe with even sloppier timing.

"YOU ARE GETTING VERY THIEVY"

"I couldn't be arsed to sack him, as compared to a friend's maid, who stole all her employer's jewellery and then announced that she had been hypnotised in the street by a con artist to whom she had later delivered the spoils."

Anyhoo, the post is about vegetables: sprouts, cabbages and Eye Pods.

I'LL DRIVE WHAT HE'S DRIVING

Remember When Harry Met Sally? Well, here's When Marky Met Flaggy.

FWIW

"NFI."

MÉDECINS AVEC FRONTIÈR

Last week, a sign on the door of my doctor's surgery:

"If you have swine flu can you please reschedule."

Today, in the Age:

Doctor attacks official response to flu outbreak

Dr Eizenberg said it was unacceptable to expose unprotected doctors and nurses to infection. "Unless the issues … are adequately addressed, I fear many GPs may limit their services during current and future influenza pandemics (to) treating patients who do not have (flu-like symptoms)."

Anecdotally, he said, GPs in Melbourne's northern suburbs had already refused to see patients reporting flu symptoms.

To be fair to my doctor, he is a dermatologist, not a Jeep.

I was getting my crackling treated.

Boom. Tish.

THE EFF WORD

EFFIENCIENCIES

Essentially at odds with its meaning, that's how "efficiencies" was spelled in an exam I've just marked.

DON'T ARKS ME

Anyone know this Aussie fillum?

I remember when I was a young fella, me and my older brother watched this Aussie movie one night and we laughed so much It was brilliant. It was about a builder and his 2 sons worked for him and they were fairly dodgy. The main actor is now currently to be seen in that Yellow Pages ad where the dog gets attacked by the bees. Any ideas?