See if you can guess what is missing from this real estate blurb:
The Owner's Perspective
Serendipty means unexpected good luck. This best describes finding this house, living in it with our family and making it our home.
We purchased this property mainly because of its close proximity to the beach, quiet street, privacy and the fact that the home is low maintenance, solid, quality and character built. We have made only few improvements to the home including renovating the bathroom, building an outdoor deck and entertaining area and incorporating timber French doors for indoor/outdoor living.
We love the character of the home, its large areas and versatile floor plan. With the 3 bathrooms and the possibility of up to 6 bedrooms it is easy for 'all' the family to come, stay and indulge in the location.
This house is great for sharing BBQ's, dinner parties and celebrations with friends, as it is a fantastic entertaining house with lots of warmth, space, ambience and character. We have celebrated the family Christmas and numerous birthdays here including my daughter's birthday party with about 100 people and pony rides!
The houses' design and layout would suit busy families, young professionals, retired people and would even make the ideal holiday home as it is low maintenance. There is nothing to do, you can just move in and enjoy.
We will miss the unique character and substance of this home as well as the large open fire place on cosy nights.
No? Allow me: "We purchased the place in 2003. After six years we loved the place so much we sub-divided the block and built a double story McMansion right next door, right up to the fence line, right where the pony rides used to be. The new house is grouse. Come visit and you can wander upstairs to peer into your own living room."
criminal town-planning.
Heather and Bob Jelly.
That pony-riding daughter with '100 friends' will evolve to some kind of whackjob 'n all.
Posted by: Brownie | 15 June 2009 at 16:35