Forget the Global Financial Crisis; ignore the heatwave; stick the Battle of the Front page (Barassi v. Dokic) up your gonga. Pissant bagatelles. There's a far more pressing problem.
Nuttelex has a new box.
Once upon a toast you could grab the Nuttelex out of the fridge, plonk the stuff down on the kitchen table, flick the lid off, stick in your k'nife, dig out a dollop, spread it.
Not any more.
Now you must grab the Nuttelex out of the fridge, plonk the stuff down on the kitchen table, search for the right side of the box, the side that contains the notch, fumble for the right grip, eventually flick the lid off, hoping you haven't broken the lid, stick in your k'nife, dig out a dollop, spread it.
Just to rub it in, at the Nuttelex site, they've labelled the picture hero-lite.jpg.