Friday afternoon we were driving west along Whitehorse Road, Balwyn, when we got stuck behind a very slow, very indecisive, very aggravating driver.
Or so we thought.
After several minutes wondering what the hell he or she was trying to do, creeping along, sort-of turning right, sort-of going straight ahead, sort-of not knowing what the fvck he or she was doing, we finally got a chance to duck into the left lane and give them a mouthful... I mean, politely pass by.
At about this time, though, the car took another swerve to the right and was all set to plough into an oncoming tram.
Coincidentally, it was also about the same time we realised there was not, in fact, anyone in the car.
Some clown must have left the handbrake off and the car had rolled down Whitehorse Road looking for an accident.
I made a half-hearted move to pull over and try and stop the car, but the cars behind started tooting me. So I had to continue on my way and never found out what happened. I've since kept an eye on the news, but there's been nothing.
Anyone heard anything?