Nothing's more certain, or uncertain, than that Bob Woolmer was, or wasn't, murdered and that the circs surrounding his death have, or have, set new standards in public fiasco-ism.
The inquest opens.
An open verdict is returned.
Just as flowery twatting is now known as "talking Roebuck"...
~~ "Pity about Chris Mainwaring."
~~ "Yeah, what a Woolmer!"