Nosey Noreen Bile wants to know eight things about me.
1. There is no restaurant meal that I can't improve with Tobasco sauce.
2. I find the combination of quotation marks and commas - Daniel Johns said "I smoked dope with Garrett", but he was
skyting joking - untidy.
3. I used to barrack for Carlton.
4. I always call other drivers mush (as in push) if they do something stupid in traffic.
5. Out of a half hour lunch break, I used to drive ten minutes to, and ten minutes back from an Asian stall at the Airport West food court; for their brussel sprouts.
6. I once got in a punch-up at a new year's eve party while wearing a pink gown. It wasn't a gay thing, either, it was over football.
7. I always watch the television with the volume on an even number.
8. The glugging noise of a liquid being poured into a mug or glass from a pot or bottle makes me want to run from a room screaming. Fortunately I have excellent self-control.
I know Boynton wants to pick up this meme. And TimT. And FX Holden. And Amanda. Nabakov would, too, if he had a blog. So would Christopher Wayne Hudson, but he's in jail.