Went to trivia last night wearing my underpants back-to-front. That's not something I do very often.
As I was standing in front of the urinal, struggling to negotiate proceedings, the bloke beside me inquired "Lost your dick, mate?" To which I replied "It was here last time I looked."
And it was. Is.
Not in the toilet was a question "What is a nine letter word for a non-electronic police weapon?" We wrote truncheon, which was right. The table beside us wrote billy club, which was wrong because it is two words. Another team answered phone book, which is also two words, but was clearly the best answer.