Men's fashions are a disaster this season. Don't get me wrong, I'm no style-hound trolling the shops, desperate to look a million dollars, but I do like a nice bit of shmutter.
Should you happen to be in a Country Road, Myers, David Jones, et cetera* take a look around, it's 1985 again. Pastels, stripes, pinks, rubbish. The designers obviously aren't trying. If you are still then tempted to shell out big for anything you see there, ask yourself this: Would Ralph Lauren himself choose to wear this wreckage?
* Et cetera: Latin for et cetera.