Received a delivery note in my letter-box last evening. It was too late to contact DHL, so today I followed the instructions on the back. "Please contact the highlighted service centre on the back page of this card and arrange to: [Options]."
Looking at the back I saw there were three service centres in Braxtoria, Tullamarine, Melbourne and Mulgrave, none of which were highlighted. Taking a stab I rang the closest one - Melbourne.
TT: "G'day, just got one of your Unsuccessful Delivery Attempt notes in the mail."
DHL: "Righto, what's your Waybill Number?"
TT: "Number? All it says is Metta Box."
TT: "Metta Box."
DHL: "Metta Box?"
TT: "That's what I said."
DHL: "Never heard of it. What's your address?"
TT: "Tony.T, Tigerland."
DHL: "Hang on a tick."
Yells out to co-league:
DHL: "That delivery you made to Tigerland yesterday?"
DHL: "You deliver it?"
DHL: "Well, the customer's rung up arxing where whatever it is is."
George: "Left it where the lectric thing goes. You know, the metta box."