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13 and 27 are the same thing too.

6 is odd as far as a *sporting* moments go.

Deeks beating Ikangaa was memorable as they were the form runners of the time. Deeks held the world record at the time and Shahanga won gold in Los Angeles 2 years later. It was one of the best marathons of the 80s.

The 2005 GF at #15! Two hours of constant bouncedowns and an arsey hack pack mark are #15.

What the fuck?

Bruce: Those Comm Games were big. So big, in fact, that our football team ended up with nicknames of the athletes. Although for some reason I ended up as an Olympic walker - Vladimir Golubnichy.

Carna: Not forgetting Channel Ten's 1,345,287 (approx) crowd shots.

I would have thought winning a gold medal in five succesive olympics was worth a mention.

1. Andrew Lloyd winning the 5000m in the 1990 Commonwealth Games.

Yeah yeah. I agree. A joke of a sporting fest. But as a race in isolation, ya gotta love how much ground he made up in the last 120m.

And what made it extra speeeeeeeeecial, was Steve Moneghetti’s commentary and unbridled and non-rehearsed (I’m looking at you Rabs Warren and all you other rehearsed yellers wot spoil my sports-watching experience) shouts of disbelief :“Lloydy!...... Lloydy!... LLOYDY!!!”

2. DK Lillee getting Viv Richards out on the last ball of the day in some such test at the MCG. I was young enough for DK to still be a “hero” and old enough to understand how much of a uber talented player Viv was who valued his wicket.

FUCK.

YES.

On ya fucken bike, Viv.

3. And one I think Tone T has mentioned before. The International One Day Cricket win with Bevo at the helm. Amazing shit. Test cricket is where it’s all at, BTW. So for me to include that… speaks for itself.

Add to it that Bevo bought up the win with a most un-Bevo like cross bat slog. And add to that Bill Lawry’s hysterical commentary:

“That’s four! That’s victory for Australia! What a hero! What an athlete!”

4. Steve Bradbury.

[That’s not my top 4. Just 4 I thought of offa the top of my head.]

SB: Yeah, but it is rowing.

Biggy: I remember that Lloyd run, too. Viv being bowled (or "poled" if you happen to be a modern day cricketer - grrr) by DK is No.44. That Bevo one was huge. If I'm not mistaken it was New Year's Day 1996. Steven Bradbury - funny, amazing, stupid, and he still nearly got beaten after one of the other blokes got up again. Memorable, yes. Great, mmmmm, no.

Don't they usually play Test Cricket in Sydney on or about New Years Day?

Not that year. For some reason they altered the schedule so that there was an ODI on Jan 1, 1996. I remember it so well because I was in Sydney at the time, staying with my brother in Coogee. Normally I wouldn't have been able to watch it, but his house picked up the NSW country stations.

If #46 and #6 rate then I nominate in order:

When the giant pay tv prop fell open, tumbling from out of the sky, before one of the 90's grand finals, hilarious!

The saxaphone player miming a duet with Tina Turner before the 1993 ARL Grand Final, top stuff. Followed closely by the power failure for Bill Idol's performance in the 2002 NRL GF - exhilerating.

Some of the sponsors speeches after the one day series have completed still get me emotional all these years later. Remember the one when the old man thanked everyone and congratulated all the players for such a marvelous competition? Yeah, thought ya would.

This is the shitest list ever compiled in the history of shite list compilation.

If you want top great sporting moments you can't go past Carl Lewis Singing the national anthem or Diana Ross missing a penalty during the Opening Ceremony of World Cup 94.

pat, don't forget the '91 GF. Angry Anderson in the Batmobile.

Top of the list surely has to be the Sydney Olympics Torch lighting moment of - will it move, OMG it's not going to move, I can't watch (puts hand over eyes to watch the rest through finger slits), it just moved, its ground to a halt...silence...panic...it lurches into movement, hooray for Sydney, hooray for Oz we mechanised the torch lighting!!!

I was so ashamed of the Chinese that day what with their cheap bloody electronic parts that fail in critical situations. But proud of Ozzie - too bloody crikey yes!

Tone, the Landy-Clarke incident was at the 56 national championships, just before the the Olympics. And what about the Opera singer Maroochy getting all out of tune at the 1993 Granny?

Godalmighty. What pathetic fools put that shit together?
About six out of fifty are worthy.
I look forward to death if that constitutes greatness.

"We can't be beaten!" Pumps fist.

All AFL fans remember the batmobile at Waverley. Not because it was terrible, but because it was worse than terrible and thus amazingly funny. We need more of the same. Slatts' word forgetter almost falls into that category, but her cringe factor outweighed her laugh factor. Match day entertainment is all about balance, you understand.

My list has a little to do with greatness, but 100% to do with the fact that I was there and/or in front of the teev to see it unfold live.

5. There was an Aus vs. Eng rugby league match in England. Early 90s. Might have been the decider, even. From memory, Ricky Stewart fluffed a pass and gave the game to the Poms. But then, with only seconds to go, Ricky scored the winning try to make amends. With a dubious shepherd from Mel the Finger which made it xxtra speeeeecial.

6. Warnie getting out for 99. But more importantly, me telling the missus 3 seconds before he got out: “he’s going to try and be a big hero and go the tonk and get out”. I am teh Nostradamus.

7. Allan Lamb getting 18 runs off Chook Reid’s last over to win an ODI. Bastard.

8. A 5-all draw between Australia and South Korea in (I think) the 1988 Olympics semi final. Women’s hockey. Nuff said about that one.

9. Darren Jarman’s mark in the final quarter of the 1997 preliminary final during the Crows’ big comeback. If ever an AFL premiership could be defined by one moment (which it shouldn’t, really) then that would be it.

** And further to number 27: “Gary Ablett 1989 Grand Final (9 goals)” I would say his acceptance speech was the highlight for me. “Mumble mumble. I’d like to thank God for puttin’ it on. Mumble mumble. Gave it a good go. Mumble mumble.”

Sorry, Mal the Finger. I'm an idiot.

I like the list. It's funny.

For me, it's Tony Barber singing the national anthem before a NBL grand final in the early 90's at the Glasshouse. The crowd remained standing both for the anthem and for the laughing at Tones afterwards. Much fun had by all.

On that note, here's three more words for you Tone:

Doin' the Cazaly.

Hellas Ole Ole

Wayne Jackson at the 2000 Grand Final "doing the Lloydy and the dipper". Gruesome memories, indeed.

Impressed you boys down under recognised Manchester Uniteds Treble in 99, wish you would stop calling us Man U though, if your gonna shorten it try Man Utd, people in Britain who know nothing but try to pretend they know everything about football refer to us as Man U. I could have been talking about Sven in the last comment

apologies, you did state man united and not man u which proves really that even though 'real football' is not your national sport, you know more about than half the pricks over here

My greatest memory in footy was Gary Abletts 9 goals in the 1989 Grand Final for a losing side. My darkest memory was some Abo sheila trying to sing in a Grand Finals pre match entertainment.She should have stayed at the local boozer in her home town instead of inflicting garbage like that on the world.

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