The Weekend Australian has a crossword competition whereby the first person to send in a correctly completed entry wins a dictionary. Great prize, no? Of course it is - you can never have too many dictionaries. (Or tomes, in general.) Yet despite regularly sending in The Winner, I still haven't received my booty. Sharp practice can be the only explanation for this rum turn of affairs - the compiler is doubtless doling out dictionaries to his friends and relatives. This wickedness will change quick stix when they realise I am posting their answers five days before the comp closes.*
Click the picture for the clues. Or you could try out the Jeopardy Option and suss the clues from the answers - 28 Across: Sir Eddy Syne comes out at Mardi Gras.