My heading the other day JAILHOUSE SHLOCK was skillfully crafted from the world's finest heritage listed old-growth wordplay. "Well. That. Is. IT." I thought to myself as I sat there admiring the many subtle layers of multi-dimensional imagery. A lock, schlock and barrel, if you will, of excellence in derisory yet delectable drollery.
Well, bugger me, if I didn't just notice something; Schappelle has a C. My crack was, in fact, a crock. Of shlock.