Two very fine quotes about kegs ...
"Having testicles is like being chained to the village idiot; sad, but there it is."
-- Harry Hutton.
"Balls to Monty?"
Both are brilliant, but I can't decide which is better. Not even sure the second qualifies; what with the question mark, and all. And the first contains a 'like', which would seem to boost it's claims. Can't think why, mind you.
Come to think of it; just what DOES constitute a quote? If anything.