Hey, all you crooked Florida Lawyers. Wanna Trip to Australia? Well, this is the way to go about it. And boy! Has this one got the lot! And more! Hell, we'll even throw in a set of steak knives....
Two wanted criminals caught driving the car told police Mr Gersten had lent it to them to go and buy drugs during a session at a crack cocaine house where he had sex with prostitutes and took drugs.
Whores! Crack! Crack-whores! Whoo Hoo!
There was an election at the time for Mr Gersten's position as a commissioner in Dade County.
Local politics? A den of theives. Dade County? Nothing good ever happens there.
Mr Gersten became convinced that the affair was being orchestrated by his political enemies. At their head, he believed, was Janet Reno, then Florida State Attorney and later federal Attorney-General in Bill Clinton's presidential administration.
Federal politics? Big league criminals. All the way up to the "I didn't do it!" President. Jackpot!
And even tacked on the end....
Last year the US House of Representatives Committee on Government Reform said there was evidence to suggest that material which could have exonerated Mr Gersten was ignored or covered up
a sleazy political cover-up. Hot Damn!
So! Calling all Authors. You've never had it so easy. You don't even need to think of a plot. Or details. All you need do is start typing. Now, get to it!
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